Music’s the only thing that makes sense anymore, man. Play it loud enough, it keeps the demons at bay.
Vikings season one → Ragnar Lothbrok
“Odin gave his eye to acquire knowledge… but I would give far more.”
what’s old norse for oh damn, hello fuck me please? because congrats on your face. like srsly.
Hei means Hi in old norse. You can also say Heill or Saell wich both mean hello. You could just say: Langar þig að ríða which translates as: Do you wanna fuck?Ríddu mér means fuck me. So, there you have it. You now know what to say if you wanna have sex with a viking.
"If you’d told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly."
"No, no, let’s keep it suicidal."